Chapter 996: The Moment Anyone Arrives, Notify Me Immediately!
by tinytreeTo everyone else, it looked like Wang Yun was carefully feeding the pigeons. But in reality, he was talking to the system in his mind.
‘System, do you have any skill that lets me communicate with birds?’
The system answered somewhat arrogantly, ‘Does the Host doubt this system? As long as it’s a skill the Host can imagine, this system can provide it.’
Hearing that, Wang Yun smiled.
‘Then give me a skill that lets me talk to pigeons.’
‘God-Level Animal Communication Skill requires three million shock points. Does the Host wish to exchange for it?’
When Wang Yun heard that outrageous price, he nearly coughed up blood from anger.
‘System, I’ve bought so many skills already. Can’t you at least give me a discount?’
He tried playing the emotional card with the system. But the only response he received was the system’s cold reply.
‘Host, this system regrets to inform you that discounts are not supported.’
Wang Yun immediately cursed the black-hearted system in his mind.
In the end, he still had no choice but to say,
‘Purchase the God-Level Animal Communication Skill.’
‘Congratulations, Host, on obtaining the God-Level Animal Communication Skill! Three million shock points have been deducted. Remaining balance: eleven million shock points.’
At that moment, Wang Yun’s heart was bleeding.
Good thing he’d been earning shock points quickly lately. Otherwise, the system would’ve drained him dry already.
In an instant, Wang Yun could hear the conversation between the two pigeons in front of him.
The injured pigeon said, “Dear, I think this human actually seems pretty kind.”
The healthy pigeon snorted disdainfully.
“Hmph. You can never judge a person by appearances. He may look like he saved you, but who knows what bad intentions he’s hiding? And look at the way he’s staring at us. He’s definitely plotting something. You’re just too soft-hearted. That’s why you got hurt.”
The injured little female pigeon didn’t know how to respond.
Naturally, everyone else could only hear the pigeons endlessly cooing at each other. But what nobody expected was that Wang Yun suddenly started cooing back at them.
“Coo coo coo…”
It was obviously not an actual pigeon’s voice.
Instantly, everyone’s attention was drawn over. They stared at Wang Yun in shock.
Big Mouth couldn’t help muttering quietly,
“Has Boss gone crazy? Why’s he imitating pigeons?”
Old Zhou subconsciously added, “Come on, there’s no way anyone can actually understand what pigeons are saying.”
Xu Shisan lowered his head thoughtfully before speaking.
“Boss might actually understand them.”
That unbelievable sentence instantly shifted everyone’s attention onto Xu Shisan.
Feeling their gazes, Xu Shisan calmly said, “That’s the boss we’re talking about. Have you ever seen him do something meaningless?”
Everyone froze.
That was true.
From the very beginning until now, the boss had never done anything pointless. So if he was sitting there cooing at pigeons, could he really be talking to them?
Even now, they still found it hard to believe.
Only Xiang Xiang seemed completely convinced. He looked at Wang Yun with pure admiration in his eyes.
Meanwhile, the reactions in Wang Yun’s livestream were pretty much identical to Big Mouth and the others’.
“Oh my god, is Big Brother actually talking to those pigeons?”
“No way, right? Isn’t it scientifically impossible for humans to communicate with animals?”
“Maybe Big Brother’s just joking around with us?”
“But Big Brother doesn’t seem like that kind of person!”
“Exactly. Look at how cold and cool his expression is. He doesn’t look like someone who jokes around.”
At that moment, one of the antis typed, “Do human traffickers tell you they’re criminals too?”
Before the person could say anything else, they vanished from the livestream.
The moderators in Wang Yun’s stream worked with terrifying efficiency.
Because Wang Yun’s livestream consistently had over a million viewers, the platform had assigned him twenty moderators.
Ten of them rotated shifts.
Anyone who spoke nonsense without thinking was instantly kicked out.
“Honestly, if it’s Big Brother talking to animals, I can accept it.”
“Same here! If it were anyone else, I’d definitely think it was fake. But this is Big Brother!”
“I believe in Big Brother unconditionally!”
Very quickly, the entire livestream’s opinion became completely one-sided.
Because the person involved was Wang Yun, everyone chose to believe him.
***
At that moment, the healthy pigeon saw Wang Yun actually imitating their language and nearly jumped in fright.
It frantically flapped its wings before finally steadying itself.
Then it cautiously asked, “Coo coo… You can understand what I’m saying?”
Wang Yun nodded.
The pigeon instantly lost its composure.
“Coo coo coo?! What kind of person are you? How can you understand our language?!”
Wang Yun shook his head.
“You don’t need to care who I am. I saved you two, so all you need to do is help me with something.”
The male pigeon looked at Wang Yun, then at the injured female pigeon beside him.
“Coo coo… Since you helped us, tell me what you need.”
Wang Yun smiled.
“It’s simple. Go keep watch outside for me. The moment anyone arrives on this island, come notify me immediately.” 

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