Chapter 99:【You Homewrecker (￣д￣)】A Thread to Discuss Our Friend’s Mother-in-Law Problem【Mother-in-law! Σ(・ω・ノ)ノ！】

1: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: kv20s)
This is a thread to discuss the mother-in-law problem that has suddenly arisen around our friend.

■Rules
・Identifying the sender is bad manners
・Absolutely no tattling to our friend
・Make the next thread at >>980
・Everyone play nice
Let’s talk under these guidelines.

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2: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: j8i9t)
>>1 Thanks for the thread.
…is what I would like to say, but I do not really want to.

3: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: m5dW0)
Indeed.
To be honest, this was not a topic I wanted to discuss.

4: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: rvp02)
Truly indeed.
Or rather, would the love-life observation thread not suffice?

5: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: c9py8)
Negative.
I do not judge that to be a matter of love life.

6: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: jv93w)
Indeed.
That is something far more terrifying.

7: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: n88Cr)
Those who gaze into love life must be prepared.
Yes. When you gaze into love life, love life also gazes back at you.

8: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: z03pu)
Why is that scary

9: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: pta54)
It cannot be helped.
Love is a frightening thing.
Therefore, let us discuss something not frightening.

10: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: Gbm28)
Motion for discussion:
We should discuss what to do with Monkey, who has already broken his newly made body.

11: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 6jw2m)
Rudo was at fault.

12: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 4Bea6)
Blaming the dog…
I am disappointed.

13: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: kv20s)
>>11
Put some respect on his name, you damn brat!

14: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: jv93w)
I knew someone would say that.

15: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: kv20s)
However, he truly did work worthy of adding “Mr.” to his name.

16: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: c9py8)
Indeed.
It was extremely effective for creating distance in that situation.
Without it, there was a possibility I would have died.

17: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: j8i9t)
Well, yes, the seniors showed no mercy.
But Rudo is…

18: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: rvp02)
Rudo was at fault!
…is difficult to say.
At that time, it was a good call.

19: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: jv93w)
Indeed.
Even if it was not the best choice, it was a better one.

20: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: n88Cr)
Was the front line that harsh?

21: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: pta54)
Indeed.
It was a task of drawing in highly trained seniors and simply defending ourselves.

22: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: kv20s)
If even one machine had gone to Yuri, it would have been over.
And to follow up for Monkey, Monkey was not at fault either.
It was not merely better. It was the best choice.

23: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: c9py8)
Truly indeed.
If Monkey had not served as rear guard, there was a possibility I would have died.

24: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: Gbm28)
>>16, 23
You are constantly dying, good sir.

25: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: c9py8)
It cannot be helped. I am of the intellectual class.

26: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: rvp02)
Indeed.
We of the information team must not be brought to the front line.

27: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: pta54)
Indeed.
And yet, nay.
Look at me!
I am a super elite soldier who can handle both scouting and combat.

28: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: rvp02)
Shut up, Rooster!

29: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 4Bea6)
Do not get carried away, Rooster!

30: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: kv20s)
I will take all your money again, Rooster!

31: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: Gbm28)
I will turn you into yakitori, Rooster!

32: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: jv93w)
Do not give up on your dweam, Rooster!

33: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: c9py8)
I will make you eat herring roe, Rooster!

34: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: j8i9t)
You should leave it at that.
However, to call yourself a super elite soldier while ignoring me… You have quite some nerve, Rooster.

35: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 6jw2m)
>>34
Could this be → Dog?

36: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: z03pu)
Ah, I see.
Dog can technically scout too.
And his combat ability is high as well.
However, I believe the title of super elite soldier is most fitting for Goat.

37: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 4Bea6)
>>36
I was about to say “nice self-post”… but it was not Goat.
Uh…

38: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: jv93w)
I understand!!
That work that shines quietly where no one notices.
The term “seasoned veteran” exists for his work!

39: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 6jw2m)
Oh? Even surpassing our leader, Dog?

40: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: n88Cr)
Indeed.
It may be difficult for the members of A1 and A2 to understand, but Goat is excellent.
I am often helped by him as well.

41: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: j8i9t)
I am A1, but I understand Goat’s greatness.
His work coordinating the rear guard units is very helpful.
m(__)m

42: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: pta54)
>>41
When an opponent praises the opposing side, this discussion ends right there.

43: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: j8i9t)
Indeed.
Therefore, the title of super elite soldier is appropriate for Goat.
Also, stop identifying people by ID.

44: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: Gbm28)
Even after all that, I still do not understand Goat’s greatness.
But I do know Dog’s greatness.

45: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 4Bea6)
Indeed.
The fact that Dog acknowledged him means Goat must be worthy of the title of super elite soldier.

46: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: rvp02)
This is the moment Super Elite Soldier Goat is born.
A joyous occasion.

47: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: kv20s)
Indeed. Truly joyous.
However, it is long, so let us abbreviate it.
SES (・I・＠Baa

48: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 6jw2m)
SES (・I・＠Baa

49: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: Gbm28)
SES (・I・＠Baa

50: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: rvp02)
SES (・I・＠Baa

51: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: c9py8)
SES (・I・＠Baa

52: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: m5dW0)
T h a t i s h a r d t o p o s t a f t e r!!
STOP IT!!!

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879: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: z03pu)
No, no.
This has nothing to do with the thread’s actual topic.

880: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: j8i9t)
I say this every time the conversation starts flowing this way, but…
I do not want to talk about it.

881: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: m5dW0)
For now, just a moment ago, he got cornered with,
“Which is more important to you, me or Yuri?”

882: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: pta54)
I do not want to see our friend like that.
So let us stop talking about it.

883: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: c9py8)
No, but that still does not mean we should shift to blaming Monkey when he did not really do anything wrong…

884: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 6jw2m)
If sacrificing myself lets us avoid this topic, that is a cheap price.
We should just fill this thread with idle chatter and wash it away.

885: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 4Bea6)
To sacrifice yourself like that. You, sir!
(´；ω；｀) bwaaah

886: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: jv93w)
I saw a samurai in you.

887: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: kv20s)
This is Japanese “SAMURAI.”
(；゜д゜) gulp

889: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: m5dW0)
You are the one truly worthy of the title Super Elite Soldier.

890: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 6jw2m)
No thank you.

891: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: n88Cr)
You must not throw that away!

892: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: Gbm28)
Indeed.
But if you do not want it, I shall take it.

893: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: j8i9t)
No, I cannot entrust it to you.
I shall take it.

894: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: rvp02)
…

895: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 6jw2m)
…

896: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: pta54)
…

897: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: c9py8)
…

898: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: m5dW0)
Someone write something.
Do not fall silent.

899: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 4Bea6)
…

900: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: jv93w)
…

901: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: m5dW0)
…
…
…
…Then I shall take it.

902: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: Gbm28)
Go ahead, go ahead!

903: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: j8i9t)
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead!!

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987: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: jv93w)
So, what are we doing about the body in the end?
Are we purchasing another new body?

988: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 6jw2m)
Negative.
Apparently, we can get by with replacing parts.

989: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: z03pu)
Huh.

990: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: Gbm28)
…No.
Expand on that topic! We are almost there!
Keep going!
Let us keep going!!

991: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 6jw2m)
Even if you say that…
Ah! Funds! Our friend was lamenting that he has no money!

992: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: kv20s)
Then we should raise funds.
Let us sell our friend’s organs. His liver, his heart, things he has two of.

993: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: rvp02)
He only has one heart.

994: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 4Bea6)
To begin with, do organs even have value in this era?

993: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: c9py8)
Indeed.
This is an era where spines can be turned into plastic.
Is there even any demand?

994: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: m5dW0)
Truly indeed.
With the development of regenerative medicine, organ transplants are no longer performed.
Therefore, there is no demand.

995: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: j8i9t)
Wait, wait.
But we are talking about our friend’s heart, you know?
There must be demand for it somewhere.
Like yakiniku restaurants.

996: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 6jw2m)
Our Friend’s Hatsu, one plate, 380 C.

997: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: Gbm28)
Ch

998: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: z03pu)
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999: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: pta54)
ap

1000: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: pta54)
!!

1001: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: XXXXX)
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