Chapter 133:【If Mother Ultra】A Thread to Discuss the Secret of Our Friend’s Birth【Had Cheated with Rider】

1: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: rvp02)
At last, our friend’s past shall be revealed.
The secret of our friend’s birth, which has occasionally come up as a topic before, will finally be made clear.
We will be reporting information in real time from the front line.

■Rules
・Identifying the sender is bad manners
・Absolutely no tattling to our friend
・Make the next thread at >>980
・Everyone play nice
Discuss while observing the above.

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【Million Dollar】Thread for Predicting Our Friend’s Auction Price【Baby】
【At Least】Thread for Thinking About Our Friend’s Future Plans【Panic a Little】
【Stop, Shocker!】Thread for Discussing Our Friend’s Modification Plan【People! People Are Watching!】
【Mr. Rudo】Mechanical Tiger Strategy Verification Thread【Please Do It】
【Decide】Emergency! New Monozu Body Purchase Consideration Thread【In 40 Seconds!】
【Preparedness】Thread for Discussing Our Friend’s Participation in War【Makes Me Happy】
【Do You Want Power?】Thread Considering the Introduction of a Monozu Tank【Yes, So Please Give It To Us】
【Starring: Yuji O○a】Thread for Talking About Our “Dreams” Regarding Our New Body Purchase【No Money】
【Excalibuuur】Equipment Consultation Thread 5【Excaliibuuuuur】
【This Is Why I Said Leave Her Behind】Thread for Observing Our Friend’s Love Life 11【I Told You!!】
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2: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: j8i9t)
>>1 Thanks for the thread.
Rat and Tiger on-site should do their best to catch every single word.
For now, I support the refugee-camp origin theory, which I have been proposing for some time.

3: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: kv20s)
>>1 Thanks, old man.
Will the secret of our friend’s birth finally be revealed?
(；゜д゜) gulp…
I push the theory that he is half-yokai.

4: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: z03pu)
>>3
Half of what kind of yokai?

5: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: kv20s)
Tofu boy.

6: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 6jw2m)
sounds strong
—not saying it is strong—

7: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: n88Cr)
I push the theory that he is a descendant of the people of the sky and the child of an innkeeper’s daughter.
Blonde.

8: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 4Bea6)
I push the theory that he is a descendant of the legendary hero and the child of a wealthy merchant’s daughter.
Blue-haired or black-haired.

9: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: jv93w)
Our Friend of the Sky.

10: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: m5dW0)
Announcement: Flora vs. Bianca vs. Debora has occurred.
Why do people fight…?

11: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: c9py8)
On that point, we Monoz are pacifists.
That aside, I am Team Takenoko.

12: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: pta54)
>>11
Very well.
Step outside. ← Team Kinoko

13: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: jv93w)
Indeed.
If you start that topic, you should not expect to get out unharmed. ← Team Kirikabu

14: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: z03pu)
Truly indeed.
You are prepared to see blood, yes? ← Team Black Thunder

15: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 4Bea6)
None of you understand anything.
I shall teach you what supremacy means. ← Team Black Mont Blanc

16: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: j8i9t)
>>15
Yours is somehow different.

17: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: m5dW0)
>>15
That is ice cream.

18: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 6jw2m)
>>15
Black Mont Blanc… That legendary treat said to have been sold in the undersea city SAGA…!!

19: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: rvp02)
I have said this before, but to begin with, we cannot eat.
Now, I hate to interrupt while everyone is enjoying this derailment, but we have news from the scene.
Reporter, if you please.

20: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: Gbm28)
Breaking tragedy: it appears our friend has no particular secret of birth.

21: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: n88Cr)
Well butter my banana.

22: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: j8i9t)
I would like you to let Monkey say that line.

23: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 6jw2m)
Well butter my banana.

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473: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: pta54)
Now then, for the moment, I shall summarize the information we have managed to ask out of our friend regarding his past.
・He was a university student when he entered cold sleep
・Science track, self-proclaimed
・He entered cold sleep because he wanted to spend money and, in a fit of anger, just did it
・He feels neither remorse nor regret
・His father was a salaryman
・His mother was a full-time housewife
・He had a younger sister or brother, he thinks
・Hero of Kvatch
・Dragonborn
・Khajiit
That seems to be about it.

474: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 6jw2m)
Thanks for the summary.
It does not seem as if his bloodline or environment were especially unusual.

475: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: j8i9t)
Indeed. The possibility that he came from a refugee camp is low.

476: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: n88Cr)
The same goes for the possibility that he is descended from the people of the sky.

477: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 4Bea6)
Likewise for the possibility that he is descended from a hero.

478: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: kv20s)
There is still a chance he is half tofu boy.

479: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: Gbm28)
There is not.

480: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: jv93w)
That is the least likely one.

481: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: kv20s)
No, the tofu boy may have been working as a salaryman.

482: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: m5dW0)
The tofu boy is a child yokai.
Therefore, employment is presumed to be difficult.

483: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: j8i9t)
No need to think about this seriously.

484: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: z03pu)
But in that case, does that mean our friend’s high sniping ability is acquired?

485: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: rvp02)
Indeed.
It is presumed to come not from the environment he was born into, but from the environment in which he was raised…

486: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: c9py8)
According to what the Four Oni said, Shinzo was apparently a distinguished athlete to begin with.
Perhaps our friend was the same?

487: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: m5dW0)
There is a possibility.
I will go ask our friend for a little confirmation.

488: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: pta54)
Please do.
But what kind of sport would turn someone into that?

489: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: j8i9t)
Should we not give up on explaining it already?
It would be easier to process our friend as simply having that sort of “function” from the start.

490: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: rvp02)
I see.

491: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: j8i9t)
That is not what I meant.
Stop.

492: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: rvp02)
For the first time in a while:
Prompt: Our friend has this function.

493: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: jv93w)
His eyeballs are touchscreens.

494: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: n88Cr)
At night, the blue LEDs installed inside make his lips glow faintly blue.

495: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 4Bea6)
He can switch between 500 W, 600 W, and 900 W.

496: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: kv20s)
His left leg can be detached.

497: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: pta54)
>>496
That is an actual function.

498: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: Gbm28)
Right-leg compatibility coming soon.

499: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: c9py8)
what is that scary
please stop doing that to him

500: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: z03pu)
And next year, both arms too…

501: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: m5dW0)
Returned.
I got confirmation.
Apparently, his memory of school club activities is asking a dolphin, “How do I delete you?”

502: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: j8i9t)
The unexpected Sea Shepherd route.
I see. So his days of battle at sea are what caused our friend to grow as a soldier…

503: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 4Bea6)
Those are the ones who protect them.

504: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: n88Cr)
What would the hunting side be called?
Sea Wolf?

505: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: rvp02)
The wolf of the land is the wolf.
The wolf of the river is the giant otter.
And the wolf of the sea is the Sea Wolf.
That is how it is.

506: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: m5dW0)
“The wolf of the land is the wolf” is philosophy.

507: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: jv93w)
Soybeans are the meat of the field.
Meat is meat.

508: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: Gbm28)
No, more importantly, the wolf of the river…
Are giant otters that strong?

509: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: c9py8)
Video search keywords: giant otter monkey.
Monkey, this is a video I would very much like you to see.

510: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 6jw2m)
Understood.
I will go watch it for a bit.

511: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: z03pu)
Question: what kind of video is it?

512: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: c9py8)
Well, to put it mildly… trauma footage.

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534: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 6jw2m)
What the banana.