Side Story:【Milk Should Be Body Temperature!】 Thread Observing Our Friend’s Love Life 9 【Body Temperature…(´・ω・)?】

1: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20s)
This is a thread to observe our friend’s giggly, lovey-dovey strawberry, in other words, love life. Our friend does not run into those kinds of scenes very often, so any Monoz who happens to be present must observe properly.

■ Rules
・Do not identify posters. Bad manners
・Do not snitch to our friend. Strictly forbidden
・Next thread should be made at >>980
・Be nice to each other
Follow the above and let’s discuss.

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【Making Milk】 Thread Observing Our Friend’s Love Life 8 【Practice Begins】

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2: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 4Bea6)
>>1 Thanks OP
Are we giving up on breastfeeding?

3: Anonymous Sphere (ID: j8i9t)
>>1 Thx OP
>>2
That was discussed to death in the previous thread
Do not bring it back up

4: Anonymous Sphere (ID: m5dW0)
Indeed.
The conclusion was that it is impossible.

5: Anonymous Sphere (ID: jv93w)
Because she’s flat-chested
Mitsuw〇

6: Anonymous Sphere (ID: z03pu)
Mitsuw〇 would never say that!
Also, flat-chested people can breastfeed.

7: Anonymous Sphere (ID: Gbm28)
Since when were you under the illusion that flat-chested people can breastfeed?

8: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 6jw2m)
Wha…t…?

9: Anonymous Sphere (ID: pta54)
>>7, 8
You fellows really like that exchange.

10: Anonymous Sphere (ID: c9py8)
Speaking of bringing things back up… what should the name be?

11: Anonymous Sphere (ID: rvp02)
That has already been decided as well.
We are warriors. Therefore, it would not be strange for us to meet our end on the battlefield at any time.
Thus, in preparation for the worst, we should propose a name that works for either a boy or a girl.
Written as shining sky, and read… Pikachu.
This is the one.

12: Anonymous Sphere (ID: j8i9t)
Works for either a boy or a girl ×
Nobody would want to use it for either a boy or a girl 〇

13: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 4Bea6)
I feel like we were going in a direction more like Akira.

14: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20s)
Put a “san” on it, you damn brat!!

15: Anonymous Sphere (ID: n88Cr)
Written as white dragon, and read… Hakuryu.

16: Anonymous Sphere (ID: m5dW0)
That’s Pailong.

17: Anonymous Sphere (ID: c9py8)
Did you mean → Pailong?

18: Anonymous Sphere (ID: pta54)
Written as railroad, and read, Poppo.

19: Anonymous Sphere (ID: z03pu)
>>18
What do I do… I feel like that one might still be acceptable.

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232: Anonymous Sphere (ID: m5dW0)
At this point, can we assume our friend’s wife is going to be E.B.?

233: Anonymous Sphere (ID: z03pu)
Well, that is…

234: Anonymous Sphere (ID: j8i9t)
Given our friend’s personality, or rather, his sense of responsibility…

235: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 6jw2m)
After going that far, he would take responsibility.

236: Anonymous Sphere (ID: jv93w)
Indeed.
However, problem → we have not considered the possibility that he gets rejected.

237: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 4Bea6)
! True, we had not considered that.

238: Anonymous Sphere (ID: rvp02)
Commencing situation simulation.
Rejected → dies from shock.
Notice: simulation and our friend’s life have ended.

239: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20)
（―人―）

240: Anonymous Sphere (ID: pta54)
Do not pray.
Question: I cannot imagine our friend, who is dull about many things, being wounded that badly.

241: Anonymous Sphere (ID: Gbm28)
No, friend is delicate.
His heart, for example, is glass.

242: Anonymous Sphere (ID: n88Cr)
Bulletproof glass, however.
Friend is obviously dull no matter how you look at it.

243: Anonymous Sphere (ID: j8i9t)
Our friend indeed has decent intuition, but he is dull.
And he is good at pretending not to see things, so perhaps he can also ignore emotional wounds?

244: Anonymous Sphere (ID: Gbm28)
True, I can also imagine him recovering instantly the moment he gets rejected…

245: Anonymous Sphere (ID: z03pu)
If that happens, then the people named in previous threads might also have a chance to become his wife.
(；゜д゜) Gulp…

246: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20s)
Question: Who was there again?

247: Anonymous Sphere (ID: c9py8)
E.B.
Yuri
Grass
Akane
Kouko
Shinzo
Howard ◎
Plu Village-san

248: Anonymous Sphere (ID: m5dW0)
Stop putting ◎ next to Mr. Wargman.

249: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 6jw2m)
It cannot be helped.

250: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 4Bea6)
Indeed.
The only people friend has clearly said “I like you” to out loud are Mr. Wargman and E.B.

251: Anonymous Sphere (ID: Gbm28)
Indeed.
Furthermore, if we are talking about audio data that remains clearly recorded, the statement to Mr. Wargman came first.

252: Anonymous Sphere (ID: jv93w)
Indeed.
Incidentally, the only person he praised as “cool” was Shinzo.

253: Anonymous Sphere (ID: c9py8)
E.B.
Yuri
Grass
Akane
Kouko
Shinzo ○
Howard ◎
Plu Village-san
Fixed it!

254: Anonymous Sphere (ID: j8i9t)
Do not fix it!

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325: Anonymous Sphere (ID: rvp02)
All right, let us return to the main point of the thread.
In the end, we cannot interfere with our friend’s love life.
We should observe.

326: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20s)
Indeed.
However, correction. We should observe and assist.
Which brings me to the matter of the thread title I made… what should we do?

327: Anonymous Sphere (ID: z03pu)
You mean the matter of the milk’s temperature?

328: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20s)
Indeed.
Should we just measure it with a thermometer?

329: Anonymous Sphere (ID: rvp02)
Negative.
We must not let Pikachu, written as Shining Sky, drink something whose temperature was measured by such a machine.

330: Anonymous Sphere (ID: n88Cr)
Indeed.
Hakuryu, written as White Dragon, must be given something filled with proper affection.

331: Anonymous Sphere (ID: pta54)
Truly indeed.
Poppo, written as Railroad, must not be given such mechanical agape.
It should be more humanic.

332: Anonymous Sphere (ID: j8i9t)
Silence.
I believe I said those names were rejected.

333: Anonymous Sphere (ID: jv93w)
But we have no warm receptors, so we cannot sense temperature.
Even if we could, it would not be body temperature, but Monoz temperature.

334: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 6jw2m)
Proposal: Press it against our friend and judge from his reaction?

335: Anonymous Sphere (ID: Gbm28)
Adopted.
The basic approach is to start from a high temperature and lower it.
Let us begin with a red-hot baby bottle.

336: Anonymous Sphere (ID: c9py8)
Stop that!

337: Anonymous Sphere (ID: z03pu)
Well, even if a red-hot baby bottle would be going too far, it is a good idea.

338: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 4Bea6)
But what reaction from our friend would mean there is no problem?

339: Anonymous Sphere (ID: m5dW0)
A difficult question.
It is easy to imagine his reaction if it is no good, but…

340: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20s)
Press a hot baby bottle against him and he says, “Thank you very much!”
↑ Reference example of a bad example.

341: Anonymous Sphere (ID: j8i9t)
Uh… that is less “bad” and more “we would no longer know how to interact with him after that.”

342: Anonymous Sphere (ID: rvp02)
I see.

343: Anonymous Sphere (ID: j8i9t)
Oi, stop.
I did not set up a joke prompt.

344: Anonymous Sphere (ID: rvp02)
Prompt: How should we interact with this kind of friend?

345: Anonymous Sphere (ID: jv93w)
He constantly wants to play Gundam shiritori.

346: Anonymous Sphere (ID: Gbm28)
He pronounces tomato as “to-may-toe.”

347: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 4Bea6)
He brings a maid outfit into E.B.’s bedroom.

347: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 6jw2m)
He comes out wearing it the next morning.

348: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20s)
Sorry to interrupt, but for now, I pressed it against friend.
It was not red-hot, but it was boiling.

349: Anonymous Sphere (ID: m5dW0)
What are you doing?
So, what was his reaction?

350: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20s)
…

351: Anonymous Sphere (ID: c9py8)
Why are you silent?

352: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20s)
…

353: Anonymous Sphere (ID: n88Cr)
No, if you are going to be silent, do not type anything.

354: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20s)
10 seconds.

355: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20s)
20 seconds.

356: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20s)
Our friend, the Meijin, has entered a long think.

357: Anonymous Sphere (ID: z03pu)
W h y ! ?

358: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20s)
After about a minute, he said, “…Hot.”

359: Anonymous Sphere (ID: j8i9t)
>>241
…See? Our friend is dull, is he not?

360: Anonymous Sphere (ID: Gbm28)
There are limits!!
Is he a dinosaur or something?!

361: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20s)
Friendceratops.

362: Anonymous Sphere (ID: rvp02)
3 points.
Out of 10.
Not very good.

363: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20s)
(´・ω・`) Shobon