Chapter 46:【Stop it, Shocker!】Thread for Discussing Our Friend’s Reconstruction Plan【People are watching!】

1: Anonymous Sphere (ID: rvp02)
This is a thread to discuss the reconstruction plan for our dear friend’s new left leg, which he lost in the last battle.

■ Rules
• Do not dox the poster.
• No snitching to our friend.
• Next thread should be made at >>980
• Everybody play nice.
Let’s follow the above and talk it out.

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2: Anonymous Sphere (ID: j8i9t)
>>1Thanks
And somebody please deal with that idiot.
Who packs his blown-off left leg with building materials—

3: Anonymous Sphere (ID: Gbm28)
>>1 Thanks for the info
>>2
Give it up, melon!

4: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20s)
>>1 Thanks
If you give up, that’s where the match ends, you know.

5: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 6jw2m)
Question → If he wins the match, does that stop our friend from being an idiot?

6: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20s)
No way, José! (・×・)
I was wrong.

7: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 4Bea6)
Sad news: the match hadn’t even started.

8: Anonymous Sphere (ID: z03pu)
My apologies.
Our friend’s level is too high for me to… ngh.

9: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 4Bea6)
A level so high the match doesn’t even start…

10: Anonymous Sphere (ID: pta54)
Overwhelming, isn’t he, our friend!
Give it up, melon!.

11: Anonymous Sphere (ID: n88Cr)
Mask melon.

12: Anonymous Sphere (ID: c9py8)
Carrots.

13: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 6jw2m)
Bananas.

14: Anonymous Sphere (ID: rvp02)
Stop posting foods you want to eat.

15: Anonymous Sphere (ID: Gbm28)
Beef cutlets.
Jingisukan.
Boar hotpot.

16: Anonymous Sphere (ID: z03pu)
If you’re picking a fight, I’ll buy it.

17: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 4Bea6)
Indeed.
Step outside.

18: Anonymous Sphere (ID: m5dW0)
Bring it.
I’ll modify you so you can’t talk without ending your sentences with “boop.”
In the reconstructive sense.

19: Anonymous Sphere (ID: c9py8)
Everyone gets along.

20: Anonymous Sphere (ID: Gbm28)
Sorry, boop.
Please forgive me, boop.
Horse sashimi.
Chicken skewers.

21: Anonymous Sphere (ID: jv93w)
(＾ω＾) twitch twitch

22: Anonymous Sphere (ID: pta54)
I’ll make you run around a tree, punk!
Churn you into butter, punk!!

23: Anonymous Sphere (ID: j8i9t)
Stop trying to trace IDs!

24: Anonymous Sphere (ID: rvp02)
Incidentally, we can’t eat food at all.

25: Anonymous Sphere (ID: c9py8)
E V E R Y B O D Y P L A Y N I C E!
Seriously, stop fighting.

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58: Anonymous Sphere (ID: jv93w)
No sign of him fixing it today either.
Normally, when you lose a limb, you panic a little more.

59: Anonymous Sphere (ID: Gbm28)
At what point did you fall for the illusion that our friend is “normal”?

60: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 6jw2m)
What… did you say…?

61: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20s)
Zawa… zawa…
Double the push!

62: Anonymous Sphere (ID: j8i9t)
Double what?

63: Anonymous Sphere (ID: n88Cr)
Blow off the right leg too.

64: Anonymous Sphere (ID: c9py8)
That’s terrifying.
Don’t.

65: Anonymous Sphere (ID: rvp02)
Let’s get to the main point.
What do you all think we should do about our friend’s left leg?

66: Anonymous Sphere (ID: z03pu)
Safest course is to regenerate it.

67: Anonymous Sphere (ID: n88Cr)
No, mechanize it.
Let it fire beams. Beams.

68: Anonymous Sphere (ID: j8i9t)
I don’t think our friend would handle a mechanized leg very well.
Regenerate it.

69: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 4Bea6)
Our friend is a capable lad; he’ll master it.
Let’s make it capable of launching missiles.

70: Anonymous Sphere (ID: m5dW0)
Rejection reactions are scary.
Go with regeneration.

71: Anonymous Sphere (ID: c9py8)
He’s not that delicate.
Let him fly with jets.

72: Anonymous Sphere (ID: pta54)
If it isn’t natural, it gets weaker.
Flesh is best.

73: Anonymous Sphere (ID: Gbm28)
Considering he’ll keep getting injured, shouldn’t he get a mechanical body?

74: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20s)
I will (whirr)
be the Friend Cup (click).

75: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 6jw2m)
His foot reeks from wearing boots nonstop.
Mechanize it.

76: Anonymous Sphere (ID: jv93w)
Our friend lacks speed.
Mechanize it and make him faster.

77: Anonymous Sphere (ID: rvp02)
Okay, let me summarize.
It shoots beams.
It can fire missiles.
It flies with jet thrust.
It plays sound effects.
It runs fast.
Regenerate a human leg like that. ← Has a floral scent.
How about it?

78: Anonymous Sphere (ID: j8i9t)
It’s not “how about it.”
If he regenerates a leg like that, the question is “what do we do with him.”

79: Anonymous Sphere (ID: rvp02)
I see.
New prompt: What do we do with a friend like this?

80: Anonymous Sphere (ID: j8i9t)
Don’t you dare.

81: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 6jw2m)
Sleeps with only his right eye open.

82: Anonymous Sphere (ID: Gbm28)
Staple food is cilantro.

83: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20s)
His go-to karaoke song is, of all things, “Radio Calisthenics No. 2.”

84: Anonymous Sphere (ID: jv93w)
Eats only the stick part of Pocky and leaves the chocolate.

85: Anonymous Sphere (ID: c9py8)
Please stop!

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322: Anonymous Sphere (ID: rvp02)
Breaking news: Our friend’s leg will be mechanized.

323: Anonymous Sphere (ID: j8i9t)
Weren’t we going with regeneration?

324: Anonymous Sphere (ID: rvp02)
Apparently cell culturing was impossible.
He doesn’t have his stored spine on hand, so for now it’ll be mechanized.

325: Anonymous Sphere (ID: n88Cr)
Beams? Beams!

326: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 4Bea6)
Missiles! Missiles!

327: Anonymous Sphere (ID: c9py8)
Be reasonable. That’s impossible.
Jets.

328: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 6jw2m)
What about the floral scent? Floral scent!

329: Anonymous Sphere (ID: rvp02)
No beams.
No missiles.
Smells like machine oil.
There’s something sort of like jet thrust.

330: Anonymous Sphere (ID: c9py8)
Um… if it actually had that, I’d be a little put off.

331: Anonymous Sphere (ID: j8i9t)
That’s awful.