Chapter 58: 【If You’re Prepared】 Thread to Discuss Our Friend’s Participation in the War 【How Nice】

1: Anonymous Sphere (ID: rvp02)

This is a thread to talk about the future of our friend, who is all but certain to be dragged into the upcoming Tooth-vs-Tooth war.

■ Rules
・Do not identify posters. Bad manners
・Do not snitch to our friend. Strictly forbidden
・Next thread should be made at >>980
・Be nice to each other
Follow the above and let’s discuss.

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2: Anonymous Sphere (ID: jv93w)
>>1 Thanks OP

3: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20s)
Thx OP

4: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 4Bea6)
>>1 Thanks OP
Also, this is kind of an emergency

5: Anonymous Sphere (ID: z03pu)
Indeed.
Even our friend would probably panic over this

6: Anonymous Sphere (ID: c9py8)
Obituary: Not really an emergency

7: Anonymous Sphere (ID: n88Cr)
Indeed.
Everything’s pretty much business as usual

8: Anonymous Sphere (ID: m5dW0)
Then this is good news, right?
Those who tremble on the battlefield are third-rate; those who get hyped are second-rate

9: Anonymous Sphere (ID: Gbm28)
Indeed.
I honestly admire that side of our friend

10: Anonymous Sphere (ID: j8i9t)
Indeed.
We should be proud to be friends with someone like that

11: Anonymous Sphere (ID: pta54)
Truly indeed.
We must be the kind of friends who help them

12: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 6jw2m)
Indeed, truly indeed.
For that reason, show the specs of the new body, Rabbit Unit

13: Anonymous Sphere (ID: Gbm28)
No no
If you post that here, your ID will be obvious

14: Anonymous Sphere (ID: n88Cr)
There’s no need to do force assessment here in the first place

15: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 6jw2m)
Shut up, Hanshin and Chunichi¹ fans please

16: Anonymous Sphere (ID: j8i9t)
Indeed.
The one we should be dealing with is Yomiuri.

17: Anonymous Sphere (ID: pta54)
Oh no, not you either, Orix.

18: Anonymous Sphere (ID: z03pu)
（´・ω・`）← was literally about to post that

19: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 4Bea6)
>>15 Stop mercilessly doxxing IDs.
>>18 RIP self-own.

20: Anonymous Sphere (ID: rvp02)
Wh-why has it gotten so hostile in here…? Hah!

21: Anonymous Sphere (ID: rvp02)
At that moment, I remembered.
The day of the new Monoz body purchase.
There were three units that fought Rabbit Unit to the very end.
Because the condition was “three at once,” they thought of our friend’s wallet and withdrew.

22: Anonymous Sphere (ID: rvp02)
>>10, 11, 12
Team Momotaro, you guys are champs.

23: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20s)
Ah, the very three who stepped aside, only for our friend to go on and buy a mountain of Monoz bodies afterwards.

24: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20s)
>>15, 16, 17
Team Momotaro, respect, respect.

25: Anonymous Sphere (ID: m5dW0)
Our ace team…
I want them to show us something cool.

26: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 6jw2m)
Even if it looks uncool.

27: Anonymous Sphere (ID: pta54)
There are times when it simply has to be done.

28: Anonymous Sphere (ID: j8i9t)
And that time is now!

29: Anonymous Sphere (ID: jv93w)
It is not now.

30: Anonymous Sphere (ID: c9py8)
Definitely not now.

31: Anonymous Sphere (ID: z03pu)
Not now.

32: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20s)
IMA JA NAAAI!! (It’s not now!!)

33: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 4Bea6)
No way it’s now.

34: Anonymous Sphere (ID: m5dW0)
It absolutely cannot be now.

35: Anonymous Sphere (ID: n88Cr)
Why would you think it’s now?

36: Anonymous Sphere (ID: Gbm28)
It couldn’t not be not now.

37: Anonymous Sphere (ID: rvp02)
I went and made a new thread:
【(―人―)】 Thread for Praying to Appease Team Momotaro’s Wrath 【(―人―)】
Now, everyone, together—
(―人―) (―人―) (―人―)

38: Anonymous Sphere (ID: j8i9t)
Alright, I get it! I’ll stop! So stop with the prayers already!

39: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20s)
Oh! The Dog God’s wrath has been appeased!That leaves only the Bird God and the Monkey God… time to pray.(―人―) (―人―) (―人―)

40: Anonymous Sphere (ID: rvp02)
I went through the trouble of making the thread, so please do it there.

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846: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 4Bea6)
This thread’s burning fast.

847: Anonymous Sphere (ID: c9py8)
Can’t be helped.
Team Momotaro rampages → Dog God repents → Bird God and Monkey God get angry about it
→ First Divine War → Bird God repents → Monkey God gets even angrier → Second Divine War
→ Dog & Bird: “Shall we finally get back to the main topic?” → Monkey: “So it was I who was wrong” ← That’s where we are now.

848: Anonymous Sphere (ID: jv93w)
And while the three deities were rampaging, all we could do was pray.
Can’t be helped.

849: Anonymous Sphere (ID: rvp02)
Made a whole new thread, and it barely got used…

850: Anonymous Sphere (ID: m5dW0)
Cheer up.
I’ll fill it up for you.

851: Anonymous Sphere (ID: m5dW0)
Done filling it.

852: Anonymous Sphere (ID: z03pu)
That was fast.
And it’s literally wall-to-wall prayers from >>851.

853: Anonymous Sphere (ID: Gbm28)
That’s actually kind of scary.

854: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20s)
No, seriously scary.

855: Anonymous Sphere (ID: j8i9t)
Strange coming from one of the derailers, but… we should probably get back on topic.

856: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 4Bea6)
You actually reflecting?

857: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 6jw2m)
I just—

858: Anonymous Sphere (ID: j8i9t)
Lost my temper and did it.

859: Anonymous Sphere (ID: z03pu)
I’m chewing it over now.

860: Anonymous Sphere (ID: pta54)
Chew it over— hey, Ox Unit, you bastard!

861: Anonymous Sphere (ID: Gbm28)
>>859 Nice interception.

862: Anonymous Sphere (ID: j8i9t)
Back to the point!
Did we get info on the enemy?

863: Anonymous Sphere (ID: pta54)
Acquired.
Answer: the Libere clan.

864: Anonymous Sphere (ID: jv93w)
No matches in my database.
We’ll have to rely on intel division’s files.

865: Anonymous Sphere (ID: rvp02)
Pulled info on the clan from Tooth lineage records:
Smaller in scale than Leone.
Like Leone, a mercenary clan.
Large number of insect types; high production ability, specializing in parasite-types and beast-types.
Main force: cavalry using those beast-types.
Few infantry, and it’s difficult for them to cultivate specialists.

866: Anonymous Sphere (ID: c9py8)
Supplemental: their scale is much smaller than Leone’s.
As fellow wandering mercenaries, they’ve clashed several times in the past, each time ending in Leone’s victory.
Last recorded battle: 15 years ago.
Libere suffered heavy losses, and relations have been friendly since.

867: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 4Bea6)
To break 15 years of friendship and start a war…
Something’s up… (゜д゜) gulp

868: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 6jw2m)
That’s right, Kudo—
But what’s up?

869: Anonymous Sphere (ID: kv20s)
As of now, we have no info.
Proposal: request our friend to form a recon squad.

870: Anonymous Sphere (ID: rvp02)
A dispatch mission, then.
Dangerous.

871: Anonymous Sphere (ID: pta54)
Indeed. Then let me go.

872: Anonymous Sphere (ID: n88Cr)
You… you would!

873: Anonymous Sphere (ID: pta54)
I’m the only one who can handle both recon and combat.
Besides, this is my apology for derailing the thread.

874: Anonymous Sphere (ID: j8i9t)
Then I’ll go too.
I share the same guilt.

875: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 6jw2m)
Hah. Have you forgotten someone?
Yes. I’ll go too.

876: Anonymous Sphere (ID: pta54)
You guys…!!

877: Anonymous Sphere (ID: 6jw2m)
No time to waste dithering.
Let’s move.

878: Anonymous Sphere (ID: j8i9t)
Right! We depart to get our friend’s permission!

879: Anonymous Sphere (ID: Gbm28)
………………Hah Σ（゜д゜）
This is getting axed like a manga cancellation!