Chapter 115:【Midori’s】Crash Race Live Commentary Thread【Wagatomoo】

1: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: jv93w)
This is a live commentary thread for the Crash Race in which our friend and we will be participating. Everyone must provide divine commentary worthy of that blue announcer on the short-distance track.

■Rules
・Identifying the sender is bad manners
・Absolutely no tattling to our friend
・Makes the next thread at >>980
・Everyone play nice
Discuss while observing the above.

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2: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: j8i9t)
>>1
Thanks for the thread.
Since we will be turning into our friend’s car for this event, each member is expected to perform beyond their usual squad roles.

3: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: rvp02)
>>1 Thanks, sir.
>>2
Truly indeed.
We want everyone to display their strengths and weaknesses to the fullest.

4: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 6jw2m)
What are we doing in an era where it would not be an exaggeration to say we are at war?
I cannot say the thought does not cross my mind.
That said, I am looking forward to the race.

5: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: Gbm28)
>>4
Indeed. I am very much looking forward to it.
However, problem → only six Monozu may participate.

6: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: kv20s)
Furthermore, according to tournament regulations, the vehicle must have four or more wheels.
In other words, the legs alone will eat up four slots.
This appears to have nothing to do with a small, intellectual type such as myself!!

7: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: m5dW0)
Well, Horse is confirmed, and for the sake of matching size, three large Monozu will probably be chosen from Ox, Tiger, Dragon, and Boar.
And if the remaining two machines are expected to cover offense…
Then it seems there will be no turn for a medium-sized support-focused type such as myself either!!

8: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: n88Cr)
I am large, but running is a bit…

9: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: z03pu)
>>8
That is fat-person thinking.
You should exercise.
Ah, I am also large, but I would like to decline.

10: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: pta54)
>>9
That is fat-person thinking.
If we want high firepower and long-range capability, then Dragon or Boar would be the choices, perhaps…
A small one like me will not be called upon either!!

11: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: c9py8)
I have confidence in my solo speed, but I am small…
It does not seem there will be a role for me.

12: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 4Bea6)
Two large machines are already saying they do not want to run.
Would it not also work to use large rear wheels and medium front wheels?
Rear wheels: Horse, Tiger
Front wheels: Dog, Monkey
I propose the above.

13: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: kv20s)
I sense a casual attempt to shove this onto Tiger.
I can understand why not Ox or Dragon, since they are slow, but Tiger is not suited to long distances either.
Rear wheels: Horse, Boar
Front wheels: Dog, Monkey
Would that not be better?

14: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 6jw2m)
Tiger is a white fish, after all.

15: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: rvp02)
>>14
Tiger → Tora → Tara → cod.
The course of evolution.

16: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: j8i9t)
That is a stretch.

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171: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: m5dW0)
! Emergency!
Horse has run away from home.

172: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 6jw2m)
Message sent: “Please come home by dinner.”
Complete.
Still, I understand how he feels.
He was the one most excited about this race, after all.

173: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 4Bea6)
However, he is far too fast.
Honestly, we cannot keep up.

174: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: Gbm28)
That is also true.
However, our friend is cruel as well.
He spoke as if Horse’s place were guaranteed.

175: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: kv20s)
Our friend does not understand the human heart.

176: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: j8i9t)
It cannot be helped.
…Everyone, assume protest formation!!
Glare at him! All of you!

177: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: pta54)
Our friend has made a problematic statement.

178: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: j8i9t)
Very well.
Then this means war.
Give him a good poking.

179: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: c9py8)
Understood.

180: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: rvp02)
He should be prepared for at least a few bruises.

181: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 6jw2m)
However, Rabbit is overdoing it.
Not the face. Aim for the body. The body!!

182: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: z03pu)
No, since we are metal spheres, even the body is bad.
Let us aim for the shins.

183: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: n88Cr)
Let us aim for the pinky toes.

184: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: m5dW0)
We should at least spare the Achilles tendons.

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206: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: m5dW0)
The representatives have been decided: Rat, Dragon, Horse, Rooster, Dog, and Boar.
Those chosen should do their best.
Those not chosen, please support them.
Let us face this as one united force.

207: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: j8i9t)
Especially Rabbit and Snake.
Depending on the situation, you may be expected to participate.
Please do not neglect your preparations.

208: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: kv20s)
Understood.
When things get hard, I will switch in at any time.

209: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: c9py8)
Indeed.
I shall prepare myself.

210: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 6jw2m)
There does not seem to be a role for me, a close-combat specialist.
That is precisely why I will help with creating the machine.
To our friend and to you all, the finest machine!

211: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: z03pu)
>>210
That spirit. Sir, could you be a samurai?
Though my strength is meager, I too shall lend it.

212: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: Gbm28)
There must be something we backstage crew can do too.
All right. Let us make a PV.

213: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: c9py8)
>>I do not quite understand what you are saying.

214: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: rvp02)
Impressive. Only “quite”?
I do not understand it at all.

215: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: Gbm28)
I will play BGM like an Armageddon PV.
So I want you to roll in like an Armageddon PV.

216: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 4Bea6)
That is just Armageddon.

217: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: kv20s)
Good news.
I met Zenki, so I had him call Goki, Gozu, and Mezu too.

218: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: j8i9t)
Do not cause trouble for people outside our group.
What are you doing?

219: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: n88Cr)
We have finished securing Mr. Wargman’s Monoz, from Eins through Fünfzehn.

220: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: j8i9t)
Stop.
Seriously, stop.
Stop right now.

221: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: Gbm28)
Good. In that case—
I will play BGM like an Armageddon PV.
So I want you to roll in like an Armageddon PV.

222: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 4Bea6)
I told you, that is just Armageddon!

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350: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 6jw2m)
Our friend’s rocket start has exploded onto the scene.
And he took out one machine just like that.
To think he would be the first to earn a kill mark…

351: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: z03pu)
Is our friend not overwhelmingly powerful?
To think the engine type, which was thought to be at a disadvantage, had an advantage like this…

352: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: Gbm28)
It is a weakness of the ball-wheel type, which has to maintain a complete stop.
Well, it is a weakness that only exists under these rules.
More importantly, we should be surprised that our friend drove a manual car smoothly.

353: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: kv20s)
Here we go, han—cluuuuutch!! ← engine stall
That is what he was like.

354: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: c9py8)
Our friend is strong in the actual event.
Perhaps this will be more than fine?

355: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: m5dW0)
Negative. Carelessness is forbidden.
Given the format of a multiplayer deathmatch, in a sense, this is even more dangerous than the finals.

356: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: c9py8)
True, the chance of accidents is high.
We should cheer without letting our guard down.
For our friend, who is currently getting ganged up on.
Look away for one moment, and this is what happens.

357: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: z03pu)
A man who lives in a world more dangerous than an infant’s.
That is our friend.

358: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 6jw2m)
Good grief. He is a man loved by trouble, then.
Whew.

359: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: Gbm28)
No, more importantly, Boar looks bad, does he not?

360: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: m5dW0)
Indeed. That is bad. Boar is bad. Boar’s condition is bad.
Repairs will definitely be necessary.
Proposal to Monkey → prepare for repairs inside the pit.

361: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 6jw2m)
Affirmative.
That proposal is adopted.
Proceed there at once.

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523: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 6jw2m)
…What is that?

524: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: c9py8)
Generation of an invisible force field confirmed.
It is presumed to be something similar to an energy shield.
Energy equivalent to Tiger’s Over-Rev state is being generated continuously.

525: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: Gbm28)
No, that is strange.
Such a thing should be impossible.
That can only be endured because it happens for an instant.

526: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: c9py8)
Indeed.
I affirm that.
It is impossible. And yet, he is doing it.

527: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: z03pu)
We do not speak.
We remain allies of humanity.
Even so, this is…

528: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: m5dW0)
>>527
I understand how you feel.
Let us be glad our friend is not like that.

529: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: c9py8)
I want him to end this quickly, but that thing has poor compatibility with our friend.
The best method would be to keep dealing continuous damage.

530: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 6jw2m)
Continuous damage.
Boar’s LMG, perhaps?

531: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: c9py8)
Indeed. That would be it.
But Boar is—

532: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: z03pu)
Boar is beside me.

533: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: Gbm28)
What a coincidence.
He is beside me as well.

534: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 4Bea6)
Did you call?

535: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: Gbm28)
At this crucial moment—
(　゜д゜)、ptooey

536: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: c9py8)
Why are you in the spectator seats—
(　゜д゜)、ptooey

537: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 6jw2m)
Honestly, your timing is bad, or rather—
(　゜д゜)、ptooey

538: Anonymous Sphere: (ID: 4Bea6)
No, I do not think this is my fault…
(´・ω・`)